$Pfizer(PFE.US) "The Pfizer Cycle Song" (In Imitation of Tang Yin's "Peach Blossom Nunnery Song")

Pfizer refines elixirs in the furnace, I buy shares because I take these pills.

Shares yield dividends year after year, and with the dividends, I buy more elixirs.

Elixirs cure deep ailments, shares generate wealth, a cycle that brings its own joy.

Awake, I stay before the elixirs and shares; drunk, I sleep embracing them.

Half for the scent of medicine, half for the red of shares, health and abundance year after year.

I only wish to grow old with the elixirs and shares, without needing to beg for anyone's pity.

Let others chase dust and horses' hooves; I find leisure through the elixirs and shares.

The world laughs at me for being too foolish and mad; I laugh at the world for failing to see through.

Do you not see the tombs of the Five Mausoleums' heroes, with neither elixirs nor shares, plowed into fields?