@齊天弼馬溫 told a Soviet joke:

Three legs, one leg is broken, one leg is crippled, one leg is about to defect; but the master won again, and the enemy lost again.

The last one was called the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, but this time it's clearly a country bumpkin, wanting to take the imperialist path but lacking the substance of the Third Reich.

Three dogs are barking in the room; one dog is high-pitched, one dog is fearful and vicious, one dog is whimpering.

I'll say no more, take care.

Namo ratna trayāya. Namah ārya avalokiteśvara bodhisattvāya mahāsattvāya mahākārunikāya. Oṃ sarva bhaya śodhana. Sudhana tathāgata. Namah sarva tathāgatebhyah. Sarva tathāgata. Namah bhagavate. Mahā bhagavate. Tadyathā. Oṃ avalokite lokate. Karate. Ehi hare. Mahā bodhisattva. Sarva sarva. Mālā mālā. Mahi mahi ridhaya. Kuru kuru karmān. Turu turu vajraya. Mahā vajraya. Dhara dhara. Dhiriṇi śvaraya. Jvala jvala. Mama bhramara. Mudre. Isi isi. Śina śina. Āraṣa phala śarī. Bhasa bhasa. Phala śaya. Huru huru māra. Huru huru hari. Sara sara. Siri siri. Suru suru. Bodhiya bodhiya. Bodhaya bodhaya. Maitreya. Nara kiṃci. Dharaṣaṇi na. Bhaya mana. Svāhā. Siddhaya. Svāhā. Mahā siddhaya. Svāhā. Siddha yoge. Śvara ya. Svāhā. Nara kiṃci. Svāhā. Mara nara. Svāhā. Sira saṃgha amukha ya. Svāhā. Sarva mahā asiddhaya. Svāhā. Cakra asiddhaya. Svāhā. Padma ka asiddhaya. Svāhā. Nara kiṃci bhagavate ya. Svāhā. Ma vara śaṅkara ya. Svāhā. Namo ratna trayāya. Namah ārya avalokite. Śvara ya. Svāhā. Oṃ siddhyantu mantra padāya. Svāhā.