Used to be called poor, now called consumption downgrade

Used to be called scams, now called cutting leeks. Used to be called lazy, now called lying flat

Used to be called barber, now called Tony teacher. Used to be called going to work, now called moving bricks

Used to be called working, now called screwing

Used to be called slacking, now called fish-touching

Used to be called promise, now called drawing big cakes

Used to be called admission, now called going ashore

Used to be called competition, now called involution

Used to be called career change, now called switching tracks